Thursday, November 19, 2009

MOM MINUTES JUST FOR HELENE!!


Oooopsey....Yesterday's Mom Minutes post got totally left in the dust....what was I thinking?? Anyway, I was going to post some of Mom's tips for Thanksgiving, but when we found this one, she said I just HAD to post it. Never fear, Helene, I am going to post some really good ones tomorrow...but for now, enjoy this one. I think Mom is still laughing over it. Not that she approves of this sort of thing, but it did give her a good chuckle! :)

So, blog friends, even though I don't drink, I raise my invisible glass to you and offer a toast! It's been a rough week (think SonyaAnn's blog and Helene's job!) and I want Friday to start early! HA!


Go buy a turkey
Take a drink of whisky
Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of whisky
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more whiskys of drink
Turk the bastey

Whisky another bottle of get
Ponder the meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of whisky
Bake the whisky for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another scottle of botch
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the dinner and pass out

I know the wife bought a turkey. But where on earth did she put the bird?

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4 comments:

  1. Finally! A mom minutes I can handle :-)

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  2. Thank you so much for helping me though my funk! I really love you. In a good way and not naughty! And I hope you don't mind I'm going to cut and paste that saying and print it for Thanksgiving.

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  3. This was worth reading..I needed a lift today.

    Dorothy from grammology
    grammology.com

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  4. LOL! I think we all need a Thanksgiving like that!

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