Friday, August 7, 2009

A BIG S.O.S. TO READERS OF THIS BLOG

CHARITY, CHARLIE, AND CODY
Dear Readers of my Mom's blog:

My name is Charity, and my house-mates are Charlie and Cody , and we have a problem, a BIG problem. We have been temporarily orphaned because OUR Mom is now a Band Mom. Can someone please explain to me exactly what a BAND MOM is?? We are used to her being home, with US, and now she is gone ALL DAY! Do you KNOW what that MEANS?? We are orphans.....Yes, ORPHANS! We have no one with us to attend to our every wants and desires. We have feelings to, you know, and our needs are not, I repeat, NOT being met. Where are the loving pats on the head when we are feeling down? Where are those 3 favorite shapes, circle, triangle and diamond aka Kitty Kibble Snacks, when we need them? But, the bigger questions is: Who is going to finally dust that computer screen and keyboard? Seriously...do we have to write "dust me" on it?? I mean, come on, this place is starting to look unkept!


So many unanswered questions and no one here to answer them!

We have decided that unless something changes, we are going to seek new homes. Seriously. There is that gorgeous cat, Hobbes, who looks like HE has a good owner. Ooops...wait, that's right, his owner is also a dreaded BAND MOM! Okay, then, must think....must think....there is gorgeous Daisy; maybe her mom isn't a Band Mom. OR, maybe Helene would take us?? Oooops...I hear a noise.....uh oh....Mom's coming, and she has THAT LOOK on her face. Quick, guys, scram......

psssst....do not, I repeat, DO NOT let on that you know ANYTHING! I'm going to just sit here looking all innocent-like, and maybe, just maybe, she'll let me sit on her lap....

:)

4 comments:

  1. Oh, for the love of it, SAVE THE CATS!!! LOL!!

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  2. That is so funny, That is probably what my cats think when I'm gone. They alway get me
    back... when they are real mad they will poop
    in front of the door. Little stinkers.
    Thanks for the Laugh. Have a great weekend!

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  3. I almost feel like an orphan too! I miss you!!!!

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  4. I'd help you, but I'm a Band Mom too. :( Goodbye real life. Goodbye home-cooked meals and clean house. Goodbye family.

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